The Diary of an Unhappy Nobody: Day 9

This will be a bit on the lighthearted side.

I’ve always loved naps. Any time of day. Any day of the week. My only real requirement in recent years has been that I must be in my own bed. Exceptions for travel, but I’ve never fallen asleep on a flight and I couldn’t tell you when I last fell asleep in the car.

My typical work shift ends at 7:00 pm. By about 7:40 last night I was home on the couch watching TV. By about 8:15 I felt like a sleepy puppy who couldn’t keep my eyes open. I finally gave up right around 9:00 and went to bed.

The moral of the story is that I’m an old man in a 26-year-old body. None of this has anything to do with my recent posts. I just love sleep, and clearly need it.

Also, I’m writing this just after midnight now. Pretty sure I’ll be up until dawn. Late naps turn me into a nocturnal vampire. I’m even about to eat now. 😂

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Halloween (poem)

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Halloween

Children dress up
Teens do too
Basically everyone
What about you

Witches
And vampires and ghosts
It’s hard to say
Which scares me the most

And haunted houses
That are sure to scare
Lots of screams
You better beware

But it’s not just
For kids and teens
Universities and employers
Celebrate via other means

An anticipated day
Every year
Halloween
You get back here

Photo Credit: USA Feast